Amity Adams

Amity Adams is in charge of keeping the pilot light going on the internet, whatever the cost. This includes shooting rascals, rustling rustlers, and shovelling coal. Lots of coal. 

Interesting factoids: Amity can hear a coyote creeping from 500 yards. She also has a bionic arm from one particularly eventful escapade which resulted in her wrestling and killing the king of the alligator underground movement, Gary, who was hell bent on gaining control of the internets in order to banish pictures of cats and replace them all with pictures of 'LOLigators'. She may have lost her arm in this epic and life-defining battle, but Gary choked on it and died shortly after. A small sacrifice for Amity to make, really, to secure the future of pictures of kittens requesting cheeseburgers everywhere.